Sunday, October 2, 2011

He's Not That Into You..

And it's because you're predictable. Any other girl would suffice, and would perfectly match with my bed spread. When I wore shorts to your father's birthday, it was to tell you nicely, "I now am superior to you. You are no longer my equal, nor will I pretend to be anything other than the man who pretends to love you. Your father is now a sentiment in my mind; not as much a person as he is a marker to compete with. Once I have contained your admiration for him, I will exploit the fact that you're embarrassed to do the things that we do, because you know how little he would care for it.


Oh, love is the loneliest noun. When you're in love, you're actually in limbo. Things will go up or down, they will not stay magical and interesting. You can learn to grow, which would excel your relationship but hinder your individuality. When you grow with somebody, you're learning to accept your conflicting behaviors as less important than when you were single. For example, you might love football. You might be a Giants fan, until you meet, swoon and fall in love with a Cowboys fan. Of course you'll have witty jokes aimed towards your discontentment in front of your friends with your new love's rival team. "Ah, this is my better half except she's a Cowboys fan." Something like this would surely make your friends laugh, it would make you laugh, and light heart-edly you'd be setting a perfect precedence for allowing other seemingly un-attractive preferences to surface without much protest.


You're losing the battle of soul vs. sole. The sole purpose of life is to be true to yourself granted football rivalry isn't a pressing topic, it is none the less where losing your soul starts. Solely singular, as born into the world alone and leaving this life alone, we learn who we are gradually and it's with practice that we're able to use our traits to our benefit. Chameleon's though are great examples of the social aspect of living that we're not really focusing on. A chameleon pretends to be so many shades-- it's actual exterior never changes, though its shade adapts to its environment. When you wear a nice suit to cover tattoos, you're giving the impression that you're a gentler person than you may actually appear. This isn't a judgement of character, it's an observation and an unfortunate social stigma.


After you have mastered the art of positive placement (as in, wearing light clothing to a dim bar, or combing your hair as a joke,) you'll learn the most important thing about your opposite sex. Love is success. Love is the big bonus after working grueling hours of grinding. The important thing to remember about your love interview is your approach to conversation. Because we're at the advantage intellectually in the days where everybody is at a conversational handicap, you're going to have to think deeply about what angle you'd like to play. You'll be able to tell instantly what type of person your interest is by talking to them. Even approaching somebody and sitting with them invites them into a stimulating conversation of sorts where the topics are endless. Buying your partner a beer says one of two things. One would be that you're un-interesting and via movies you've learned the most common way to break the ice is by lubricating your interest's mind with alcohol. This shows weakness and also shows point number 2, which is that you're nervous. It's okay to be nervous, but remember that every guy that buys your lady a beer is potentially better looking, has a better paying job or might just be their perfect match. Your approach says everything. Luckily you don't need to swan dive into a puddle to find out that it's shallow or not. You simply need to dip your toes in and feel for yourself.

Commercial of steel roses
real Moses timed poses
creative sales,
we hated sales of our souls
half price discounts and loans
oh my favorite athlete.
suggests his favorite actually
not quite the top, but it's better than not
being mentioned at all.