I'm an ugly body
on a dirty ground
I'm a smiling two cents
turned upside down
I saw a fake leg
fall in pieces
on a man who
played pretend
wasn't a pirate
looked like a giant,
may as well been,
and he couldn't
walk a straight line
but he wasn't drunk
and they kept him over
till he was sober

He's a lovely jet lagged
pair of metal wrapped around his ears,
signs his language,
says his name its never
how it appears in silver

I'm an ugly body
a double shot
and another round
falling asleep on a bar stool
waking up in portland,
a double dose of porcelain
does the body good.